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Wednesday 2 March 2011

some funny dialogues in crazy parents say...just for laugh!

Mom: You should turn off the computer and go play outside.
Me: None of my friends live near.
Mom: Then go play with yourself.


son: I wonder what breast milk tastes like.
Mom: I don't know, ask your Dad.
Son: MOOOOOM !! Why did you tell me that!!??


(mom expressing worry about dad going on a cycling trip on his own)
Me: But you had no problem with me going to South America on my own, and I'm 18.
Mom: Yes, but you're smart, your father is an idiot.


(After previously getting into an argument with my mom, I step out of our car and see a bus pass by)
Me: See Mom! If I had left the car a second sooner, this would have been the last conversation we would have ever had!
Mom: I have your life insurance policy to get over my grief!


Mum: What's wrong honey?
Me: Ugh I feel sick.
Mum: Yeah you don't look well.
Me: I think it's the flu.
Mum: You have to tell me these things. we have cancer in the family.
Me: Mum, I don't have cancer.
Mum: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!!


Dad: So you have a date this weekend? Me: Ya actually. I do. Did mom tell you?
Dad: Actualy I gave your brother 5 dollars to listen to your conversations.
Me: Oh fabulous. Hear anything interesting?
Dad: Ya, you have your period. Well done!
Me: I'm moving to Alaska…

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